Beep Beep, Beep Beep
"Hello...?"
"HEEEEEEY!!!!"
"Who is this???"
"Stacy, duh. Dont you remember me?"
"Uuummm, yeah...totally..." Pause "Yes, maybe. Probably?"
"Oh come on silly, we went to school together!!"
"Ooook. Im sure we did..."
"Seriously, Jason. We had Intro to Fiction together freshie year!!!"
"How did you get my number?"
"Your buddy Nick gave it to me, he said you thought, i'll quote him, He thinks you're neat! So like OMG gimme his number."
What the hell Nick?!?!? "Yeah, that Nick, he says the wackiest things."
"So, are you going to take me out on a date. I totally broke up with my BF to hang out with you!"
Dude, fuck this. Who the hell is this chick. NICK IS GOING TO DIE!
"Can you hold on for a minute or two?"
"For you, I'll wait a lifetime!"
Fuck this, I'm running upstairs and waking Nick up.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"Knock knock you fucker!"
"Whoa, Jason, I'm trying to sleep man, and huuuuuungover as fuck. What the hell is the deal?"
"Stacy, you piece of shit! Some weird ass chick is blowing me up at 7am, what the hell is that about???"
"What are you talking about!?"
"DUDE, STACY! YOU DRUNK ASSHOLE!?"
"Wait, HAHAHAHA, dude, did she call you!"
"Fuck yes she did! I put her on hold to come up her and slap you in the dick for giving me her number."
"Oh man this is so fucking choice. Stay away from her though. She is def a clinger from hell. Like the kind where your mom thinks she's cool, but realizes she's a piece of shit and should work at Walmart and hate her life."
"That just sounds ridiculous and makes no sense."
"Hey, shes just on hold?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh it's just been like a 6 min or something. Bet she's still waiting for you. Aww, she probably is."
"I'm hoping she hangs up, I don't remember her at all. Did I even take intro to fiction? Fuck man, I studied Biology! WHO IS THIS CHICK!"
"HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA"
"I hate you so much. Ugh, I guess i should go hang up or something. McLaddies for breakfast and recoveries, ya know beers?"
"Do I look like a fucking noob. Duh. Its on. After I get some sleep and rub one out, so like around 1..."
"Gross dude, that's just gross."
"Lolz!"
Shit. Who is this chick? She sounds like a nightmare. Then again, I cant trust Nick for anything. She could be cute? She could be a clinger and just nasty? You know what, I dont care. Its been too long. Way too long.
Should I?????
"Hey, still there?"
"Like OMG, for you I am totally willing to wait!"
"Oook. Hey, McLaddies around 1. Be there."
"REALLY?!?!? OMG, I cant wait to tell Kelly!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEK IM SO EXCITED!!!"
"Yeah, should be interesting. Well talk to you later. Bye." *Click*
Welp, YOLO!
